What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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