pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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