- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

2 women were sitting quietly

knock knock who's there aids

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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