yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Breast cancer.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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alston wang

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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