Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

donald................duck for president

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

I enjoy anal.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A black man says "ask" correctly.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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