Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

tea with milk?

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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