What's the difference between a duck?

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Woman's Rights

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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