I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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