A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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