Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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obama

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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