wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Obama

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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