- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

AIDS

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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