Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Chinese drivers.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

a potato flew around my room

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Anti Joke

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