whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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black guy graduating high school

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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