Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Pff, "Axel", you are a fucking amateur, I can convey your fucking message in two lines, and one and a half of those lines would be fucking swearing and insults. I am done with the fucking underground society, it used to be a great place for people to discuss real world matters rather than be blinded by the fucking lies of the media, and yes religion, if you ever worked for me, you know that the fucking bible is a textbook example of every goddamn brain washing technique there is. But if you where ever my allumni, id expect you to use those methods sparringly and only when neccesary. No wonder people consider you a fucking cultist, you use your fucking methods as smoke and mirrors rather than letting "your people" know, and teach them that you just use a bunch of verbal tricks. Mental-ism is not magic, and neither should it be implied to be part of the surreal, while I respect your ideology, you have misused it to acquire power and wealth from those you claim to protect, and while you do convey some good ideals, you are far too arrogant and ignorant for the role you have given yourself. Besides, even if you could protect "your people" as you claim you can, who the fuck is supposed to protect the rest from them?! That is some hard core methods you are abusing "Axel", and you know it, if you claim to be anti religion, then stop using the very same methods they do without teaching people how the methods work first! Moral: Never underestimate me, I enjoy behaving like a jackass, but it does not mean that I am one, as for you, you are a jackass which likes behaving like someone worthy of respect. I am still at the fucking hospital, so if you want some guidelines, speak here, and if you cant send me your contact information so we can chat on a proper phone, I will only have to assume that you are either a coward for not revealing your location to an obviously superior man ...Or... ...that... ...you... Are a fucking coward little bitch that simply keeps on hiding behind the people he claims to protect and shield! Start by admitting that I am far beyond your puny knowledge, and I might throw in a few lines of assistance. Moral 2: You are fucking using horse head network as we speak! I use it for bullshit and "iron manning", you shame the remains of the underground society for using it as means of "encoded messages" and at all!

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IU football

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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