Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Your existance.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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im black

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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