- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Nock Nock It's open.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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