Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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