Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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toast points

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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School

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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