- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What do you call an amazing person Good

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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