- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Take off your shoes.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A women president

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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