Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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This is an anti-joke.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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