A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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men's rights.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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