- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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