What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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