A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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You're*

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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