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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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