Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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one day i went to bed

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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