What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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raping black women

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