- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

How old is your mom? Old.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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