Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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i cant think of one.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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