whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Badgers are cool

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