- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

There's my tractor.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Black History Month

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

what did the shark do when he died.....

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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