WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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