- Anti Joke

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Deadly cancer.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.