- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

black guy graduating high school

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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