What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Dogs

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Rebecca Black

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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