What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

I have aids

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

i have yougurt with tractor

You know what sucks? Yes.

What's big and white?

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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