- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

whats a dick a dick

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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