What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

thumbs up!

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What do you call an amazing person Good

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

hi

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

wood cant chuck wood

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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