Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Your mums a penis joke.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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