Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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