what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Hi

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4-4-2

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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No.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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BOOBALANBOO

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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