- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just found out i have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why did the book disappear?

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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