- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Obama

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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