3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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