- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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