- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Your social life.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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