What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Today is May 18 2016.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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