- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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