- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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