- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Neither does he.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

ecks! why zee?

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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