- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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