Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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