Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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