- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Knock Knock Not Yet

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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