Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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toast points

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School

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Fox News.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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