Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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