- Anti Joke

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"