What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

thumb_up thumb_down +41

0123456789

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

thumb_up thumb_down +35

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Knock Knock! Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Woman Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops