- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

whats 2+2? 4

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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