Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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feces

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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bitches be crafty.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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