Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Chicken

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woman's rights

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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