Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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I'm taken

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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