- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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