What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Twenty-Four

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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