Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Mitt Romney.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Win and Beau have no friends

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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