Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What's the difference between a duck

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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whats black? a black man

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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