- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Straight men can be bronies.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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