ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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