- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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