- Anti Joke

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education