How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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IU football

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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