Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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knock knock who's there no one

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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