A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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