girls basketball

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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GONNA

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Samantha

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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