- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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