- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Guess what.. chicken butt

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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