why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Tell you something funny.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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It's long!

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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