roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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