Fox News.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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