A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

I am a n1gger.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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