Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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