A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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