Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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YEAH THEY DO.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Chicken penis.

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baskets

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