Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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I am a nigger.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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