What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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I need a good anti joke....

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The BCS

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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miley cyrus

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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WNBA

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Dylan is a person

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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