A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Soccer...

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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