- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

I'm a raging homosexual.

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