When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Dogs

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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