Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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