- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

i cant think of one.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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