Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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