- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Good luck on your finals everyone!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Straight men can be bronies.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Hearpin my durp

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A women president

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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