- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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