What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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2 women were sitting quietly

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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