A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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How old is victor? Old

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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69

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Loner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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