- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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