What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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You have cancer

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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