What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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