Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Zach Barlow

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

hi corey

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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