Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How are you? Yes

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A: Knock Knock B: ...

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

thumb_up thumb_down -41

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops