Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

thumbs up!

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

where wally? wallys a myth.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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