why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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