A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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obama

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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hi patrick

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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