Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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