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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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