A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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This sentence is false.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Twenty-Four

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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