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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

hey bill!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

woman's rights

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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