- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

rebecca is a hard worker

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

split your ass cheek

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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