I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Straight men can be bronies.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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