- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

It smells like triangles in here.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

whats 2+2? 4

girls basketball

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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