- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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