Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Pickles

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Butt Sex.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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mark is mark

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Anti Joke

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