Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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