What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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womens rights

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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