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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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