Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

I would rape her

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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