Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why? Whats wrong?

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Stop being a centipede

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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