So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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zebras

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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