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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Women's rights.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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