- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

what do you watch ? a tv

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Jews

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Kathy Griffin.

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