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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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