what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A homosexual walks into a church

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Anti Joke

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