- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

A homosexual walks into a church

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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