- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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