Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Tim and Eric

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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