- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

your father died

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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