- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Male penises.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Darude- Sandstorm

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Comedy.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Fox News.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Nock Nock It's open.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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