- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Whats better than 24? 25.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What is cold? Winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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