"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

neil patrick harris

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Leave her alone...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Your mama's so fat.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

If life throws you melons... ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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