yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Trashcan!

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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