What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

what time is it? 3:16

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Bean.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Woman's rights

Women's rights.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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