- Anti Joke

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

crap!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

girls basketball

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Dani barton= lovely

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

crap!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz