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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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