Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Tell you something funny.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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