What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

girls basketball

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

How did th-A fridge.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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