What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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