why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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