What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

my friend is gay hes gay

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Butt Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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