- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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