How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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