- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedy.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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